World pyjama market falls after launch of Apple Facetime for The Mac

Industry Spokesperson

The market for stuff you wear to bed (The Lingerie 500) fell to new lows today after the launch of Apple Facetime for The Mac (http://www.apple.com/mac/facetime).

A spokesperson for the industry claimed that 80% of all pyjama purchases are made by or for homeworkers - who will now need to wear 'something sensible' to appear in front of the camera.

A government source claimed that there was no case for further quantitive easing as most pyjama trousers had elasticated waists.